barricadeponine: i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
kalories: i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is
android18: meanwhile at tumblr headquarters
My movie for tonight: Miss Congeniality~
It’s scary to find someone that makes you happy. You start giving them all of your attention because they’re what makes you forget everything bad that’s going on in your life. They’re the first person you want to talk to in the morning and the last one before you sleep just so you can start and end your day with a smile. It all sounds great to have that someone, but it’s scary to think about how...
Going to look up a movie to fall asleep to since I’m going to wake up early tmrw~
philplz: philhowellsfordan: crimeovercoffee: when you keep drawing the same wrong line over and over and you get so frustrated you just draw one angry stroke and it’s pretty much perfect and you just that photo is fucking terrifying That photo was on my cereal this morning?
kenway: last quarter of the school year more like
sourwolf: it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside #well she didn’t have wifi so outside was the next best thing
the-lonely-scottish-guy: ‘stop being overdramatic’ they say ‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
urbanfuck: popunkprincess: urbanfuck: are you made out of latex because condamn this is the worst joke I have ever read on tumblr
castiel-is-a-bluebird: When you see your favourite actors in suits
scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what
The person I reblogged this from deserves to be...
meladoodle: *puts sunglasses on grandma’s corpse at open casket* she would’ve wanted it this way..
yellowbrickrose: you clever boy and
toadlyoko: So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
Addiction is tricky. For example: a man who quit smoking for 11 years spent 15...– (via fuckoff-mondays)
falloutyoungmale: I write sins not five page research papers
I’m not drunk yet, but we haven’t spoken in months now and I wanted to tell...– Shinji Moon, If I Left You A Voicemail, This Would Be It (via torturegardens)