mylogicisundeniable:

the-vegan-muser:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uncontrollable self-loathing

n is for never ever going back outside

down here in my misery

kisschases:

if i ever date a famous person and got hate for it I’d honestly be the most sarcastic bitch ever to them I’d be like lol can’t hear you over the great sex we just had

(Source: kathrynknowles)

sidnugget:

like a  month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep 

hollyandthesunshine:

we all went through a jesse mccartney phase dont lie

snazziest:

Siri find me some self confidence

europ-eyn:

sabrinagrimm:

MY CAT JUST STARED AT ME AND THEN RAISED HER PAW AND SLOWLY PUSHED A GLASS OFF THE BEDSIDE TABLE AND BROKE IT SO FUCKING CALMLY

cats

(Source: gundamibuki)

illea:

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa